Girls On The Gridiron

Steve, you were a visionary. And thanks to you, we all have our own tricorders.

I was honored today when my little guy named his toy puppy after me.

Dear lady,
If you are jogging and your body parts are going in literally six different directions, it’s time to tighten something down.

I’m amazed she wasn’t running into walls while that off balance.

My toddler, who can’t talk because of a severe speech delay, is his class clown. Have to say I was surprised at the news, though I had my suspicions based on how he acted after class. It’s just strange, of all the things I anticipate him becoming, this was not one. Hubby is a huge computer geek and I was shy until college. Who would have thought that combo would produce the class clown?

Dear Ford,
I think if you make cars out of plastic and the plastic falls off, you shouldn’t charge me 750 for a new piece of plastic.
PS. I hate you