Girls On The Gridiron

RIP Steve Jobs

site admin — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:58:16 +0000

Steve, you were a visionary. And thanks to you, we all have our own tricorders.

But how did the puppy feel?

site admin — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:57:42 +0000

I was honored today when my little guy named his toy puppy after me.

It’s like a Seinfeld episode, gone horrribly wrong.

site admin — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:56:07 +0000

Dear lady,
If you are jogging and your body parts are going in literally six different directions, it’s time to tighten something down.

I’m amazed she wasn’t running into walls while that off balance.

Class Clown

site admin — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 19:13:09 +0000

My toddler, who can’t talk because of a severe speech delay, is his class clown. Have to say I was surprised at the news, though I had my suspicions based on how he acted after class. It’s just strange, of all the things I anticipate him becoming, this was not one. Hubby is a huge computer geek and I was shy until college. Who would have thought that combo would produce the class clown?

Don’t they make cars out of metal?

site admin — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:48:39 +0000

Dear Ford,
I think if you make cars out of plastic and the plastic falls off, you shouldn’t charge me 750 for a new piece of plastic.
PS. I hate you

Gate Crasher

site admin — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:47:28 +0000

Dear daughter, pulling up on the monkey bars is adorable. Pulling up on the baby gate at your age is not.
Love,
Your mom, who doesn’t have a shot at babyproofing against you in a few months

Questions

site admin — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:45:33 +0000

I am constantly questioning my own decisions as a parent. I know I can’t be the only one, but no on ever talks about it. So if you have the same issue, you are not alone.

Not real life…

site admin — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 04:47:02 +0000

I think there is probably nothing more boring then watching the cut scenes of a video game where the hubby is a few days in. Ugh.

Stanford, class of 2031, I’m accepting offer letters.

site admin — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:48:12 +0000

Put my 9 month old daughter on the monkey bars. On her own, she did a set of pullups, then swang forward and grabbed the next bar for another set of pullups.

Now that I’m a parent, the guilt starts early

site admin — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:30:24 +0000

As a mom, you always feel like there is something you are not doing. I just got my first email for the (Holiday of your choice that happens in December). It’s still September!! Come on my retailer friends, can’t you cut a mom a break? Now I have to feel like I’m behind on holiday shopping too????